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a tool for getting sex. The exchanging of gifts has been around for thousands of years. It is more of a mating ritual than a practice of love.
Gifts are given to hot girls next door/receptionists/co-workers/and even grandparents. Good places for gift giving include public pools/libraries/highscools/and garage sales (hosted by people who clearly don't want the gifts they've recieved in the past)
Greg: "I can't get Sandy to have sexual intercourse with me...i've tried shoving my flesh stick into her face while it is long and hard but she just turns away" Fabio: "Give her a gift dude. Flowers, Chocolate or how about a romance novel featuring yourself? That one's worked for me everytime!"
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Grandma I'd fuck twice...
My ex-girlfriends mom is a gift..
"my brothers neighbors wife is a gift...."
"Whats that?"
A grandma I'd fuck twice....
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a hottie, an acronym for "guy (or girl) I'd f**k today (or tomorrow)"
you don't have to get me anything for my birthday, you're the gift
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Any kind of opiate based painkiller in pill form.
Oh man I'm feeling pretty crazy after snorting all of those gifts.
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Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
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Person in a BDSM relationship into Scat that receives a turd from his or her partner.
“She sat on my face and gifted me twice.”
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A graphics interchange format featuring Taylor Swift. gif + ts (Taylor Swift) = gifts
Did you get the gifts I sent you?
I love these gifts.
I saw the best gifts today on Tumblr.
I want to thank everyone for these delightful gifts.
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