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A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
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a place were the food isnt that great and you overpay. workers are usualy clinicaly insane and horny little bastards.
"lets go get our wallet raped by long john silvers
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Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.
Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '
Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '
Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '
Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '
Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '
Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
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A fast food chain that always annoys customers
Long John Silver's is the best.
Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.
"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."
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when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.
Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.
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