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Damnn shawty realllyy throwing down on peach day 26th of July
February 26th is national throw it back for your homies day, where the boys go all city girls on the bitches 😳😳. Throw it back like a boss bitch boys, and use your power wisely.
Person 1: Hey bromie it’s February 26th, you know what that means...
Person 2: *throws it back*
Person 2: come here and throw it back on tiktok with me and show these 10 year olds whos boss
Person 1: *starts to sing act up by city girls*
This one for the girls. Ask out your crush and see if they will say yes
If they say no make sure you flip them off 🙂
Girl:Hey it’s November 26th
Boy:No
Girl:🖕🏼
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people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.
guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january
other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy
Umm...right, well I figured that at one point there was no 15th base, 18th base, or even any angry 21th base, not at least until someone reached the end of the base line, like I have tonight, and proceeded to continue the base's history. So I will add the 26th base in the hope that it is not the last base this world will ever know.
Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):So what did you think of my 26th base definition?
Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.
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A day where you talk about how often you fuck your friends mothers
Let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, I fucked your mom on February 26th.
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