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when you wipe your ass and your middle finger rips through the toilet paper causing your finger to jam into your ass.
bro your finger stinks you must of committed a 71 91
Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.
"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."
"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"
A slang term for premature ejaculation based on the SR-71 supersonic spy plane (The Blackbird).
Amy says "Phil did a SR-71 again last night, can't even last 2 minutes"
Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.
Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.
Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!
Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.
person 1: "im gonna roll 71"
person 2: "rip shoutout to his family doe"
71 is your typical 69 position but with a twist, two fingers in the butthole of your partner.
I was on top of Ali, we were 69ing, my balls were teabagging her chin, and I slipped two fingers up her ass to complete the 71. Then she gave me a rusty trombone.
The postion in which there are 2 people doing 69 (person 1 and person 2) with person 3 underneath doing butt stuff with person 1 and person 4 on top doing butt stuff with person 2. 69 + 2 people hence 71.
Guy 1: Brooooo, I saw my step sis and 3 friends doing 71 yesterday.
Guy 2: I wish, thats on my bucketlist.