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when someone is driving a car on highway 85.having sex in the back seat going 80mph.
you: YO my friend did a 80 in 85
friend: what?
you:he hadsex in a car going 80mph on hw-85
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Part of the 85% of men who fake being straight but are really posting in the Craiglist Discreet encounters section looking for other men to come to their house and pretend they are just bros watching the game in the garage when it comes to the wife's knowledge..but in reality they saw the add for a discreet encounter that stated "You come to my garage and I drop my shorts M4M please be discreet . Tops only preferred. " Or something to that effect.
When typing the word discreet M4M into the search box; you will see that 85% of the male population of Las Vegas has posted in the past 24 hours. Hence the 85%er. So when a woman assumes the man is gay but doesn't want to be offensive or directly tell him he's a flamer , since he's most likely a closet queer or has homophobia or is attached perhaps has a girlfriend or identifies as straight but is truly bi-sexual. She will tell her friends that he's an 85%er. Or she will say it directly to him..knowing that just like most woman don't know about the fact that 85% of all men truly get off on having a finger in their butt or are bi or gay, most of these men won't know where the term 85%er comes from. Are you an 85%er?
Bell boy to the host -"Oh that guy was flaming !"
Host-" Oh no he checked in with his girlfriend, but according to the guy that purchased the room adjacent to him, he's definitely an 85%er."
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The best sneakers ever. made by Adidas.
A: What kind of sneakers are you kicking?
B: Samba 85's boy
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Yo, what do we have here?
A huge space craft pulling up to the cockship
Yo, what are those letters I see?
N, I, G, G, A
S
Dot X X X
A huge space craft filled with niggas?
Ohh fuck
Verse 1
Forty naked niggas coming aboard the cockship
Huge, hard, throbbing, 12-inch cocks, hard as rocks
Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck raw boys
Verse 2
Yo, Ram Ranch cow boys, rodeo boys
Gonna be butt fucked huge hard nigga cocks
Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck those boys
Huge hard cocks, hard as rocks
Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck white rodeo boys
Butt holes in the air
Huge hard cocks
Fucking them, fucking 'em, fucking those boys
Cum a flowing cum a flowing cum a flowing
Yo Simon, and Noah, and Diego, and Gabe
Yo Whats stoffin? Justin and, Conner, and zack
Buttholes in the air
Yea Josh, begging and begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore
YO swallow all that cum boys
YO huge hard cocks hard as rocks
Fucken and fuken and fucken those white boys
Huge hard nigga cocks
12 inch cocks hard as rocks
Fucken and fucked and fucken those whiteboys
Buttholes in the air begging for more, begging for more, begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore
Begging for more, begging fore more, begging for more, huge hard cocks Fucken and fucken, and fucken and fucken and fucken, fucken
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The stronkest tenk in all the world. It has an 85mm main gun that can pen a tiger 1 from point blank range. The best of Russian bias on the ground.
The t-34-85 is too op plox nerf
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The default way of doing something. The cheap, generic version of whatever.
"Man, that song is so 14/85"
"Did you say my boyfriend was boring?" "No, I just said he looks a bit 14/85"
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It's a mixture of ground beef. The 15% represents the fat content of the meat. Usually sold in areas populated by poor people.
Ground beef with a high fat content. This is known as "85/15."
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