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*911* 911 what's your emergency?
*me* can I get a hooker?
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1) A British boyband
2) Porsche automobile
3) September 11, 2001
1) 911 sang some of the finest music in the whole world during the late 1990's like "Love Sensation" which got included in the Casper the Friendly Ghost OST starring Christina Ricci.
2) Porsche 911 is the flagship model of Porsche and comes in many variants like the 415-Horsepower 911 Turbo
3) Although putting a slash between the 9 and 11 would make more sense, people just write "9/11" without the slash; otherwise, it is the darkest day in American history since Pearl Harbor
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When you have sex in a police car, a fire truck, and an ambulance all in the same night
Me and my girl wanted to try something really crazy, so last night, we did the 911
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Usally seeing an ugly girl and warning your friends or other people around you that there is an ugly person coming your way.
"Chad we have a 911"
"Holy shit shes a 911"
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Emergency boyfriend (911 BF) or girlfriend (911 GF) for when you are desperate (rebound, lonely, drunk, etc.) You go through the motions (lunches, movies, hikes, sexytime), but you know you will not be with them forever.
#1: I do declare my good man, my betrothed hath left me for a fellow with a fancy red sports car and designer knickers.
#2: Awww dawg, she's just a damn ho. Get yous a 911 GF to tide you over hommie.
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Sorry, but your gonna die. Bye-bye👋
911 operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Person: someone's trying to kill me!
911 operator: oh, well sorry
*Hangs up*
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