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1) When an unconscious person gets their face skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
2) He freed the negros.
3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?
4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.
"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy."
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"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
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"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
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"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."
"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."
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an Abe Lincoln is when ur about to ejaculate and u proceed to make ur release all over her face where a beard like Abe Lincoln's would go and then u shave off ur pubes and let them fall on her face creating a beard.
note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an Abe Lincoln, and if they like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a merkin
My girlfriend got a job in the circus after i gave her an Abe Lincoln.
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Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.
Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!
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While having sex with a woman in the rear entry position, the sexual act of withdrawling the penis immediately prior to orgasm and ejaculating with enough range to "shoot" her in the back of the head.
My girlfriend was pissed because she had to wash her hair again after I gave her an "Abe Lincoln."
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Slang for any kind of sports drink, but Gatorade brand in particular.
"Pass me some of that abe lincoln, I need to emancipate my thirst."
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this one requires a little preparation. you shave your own pubes. then ya save them. at the point of load blowage you goo on the girlies face and quickly throw your pubes. BAM-- good ol' abe lincoln.
after that abe lincoln i was choking on short and curlies for DAYS!!!!!
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When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.
Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.
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