An arbitrary number; basically numbers and data with no relative context or meaning
“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
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Abstract Art
adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.
noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.
Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.
1. a) John's art was terribad.
1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.
2. a) I suck at art.
2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.
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A game similar to traditional eyespy but where the things "spied" must be of a non tangible nature.
P1: Let's play abstract eyespy, you go first.
P2: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "I".
P1: Innovation
To be cool in your own defined way that most people may not understand...in other words your weird but you think your cool
Damn Dawg check it my abstract swagger!
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Art that someone creates who wants to create something but does not have the talent to create representational art. Abstract artists are in love with the idea of being an artist, but use mystery instead of talent to be appealing. Professional abstract artists are good business people as they know how to market themselves and their art to be trendy.
Dax: Who is that man with the beret and the cappuccino?
Avery: That's Marcel Beaumont, the abstract artist
Dax: Oh, so he is a Frenchmen who can paint, portraits or landscapes?
Avery: Neither, and he's not really French. I think he was born in Missouri and just took a couple of art classes at the community college.
Dax: Really? But he looks so, so, .. so...
Avery? Trendy?
Dax: Yes, that's it.
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It's something that people do and make a lot of money but 3 year olds can do it too but they don't make any money
I HATE ABSTRACT ART BRO OMMMMMG WTF THAT'S SO UGLY
Complete opposite of a basic bitch.
Doesn't follow the status quo, is original and creative.
Hard to understand for regular people. Not because they are hard to understand, basic people just can't handle there complicated completeness and originality.
Can be overwhelming to those who are to basic.
Can sometimes come off as a basic bitch but that's because they want you to be crushed when you cross them and it be a surprise!
Thought this bitch was basic, but HOLLA she a crazy abstract bitch! Caught me off guard!
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