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Aquaman

Some nigga in injustice 2 that i happen to be very good with and you can spam harder than buying female prostitutes on black Friday.

Fuck u aquaman

by dank meme gu vcjsaN February 14, 2018

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aquaman

1. Slang for bong, hookah, or bubbler


2. the worst superhero ever made famous, he has the ability to talk to fish which never has any relevance nor lends any aid to the justice league

1. "hey man, lemme hit that aquaman"

2. "i'm sorry batman, but we're too far inland for me to call my dolphin friends"

by whipping post williams May 16, 2005

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aquaman

to be gay or homosexual.

Malik Mumin is so aquaman.

Naw man, thats aquaman

by Kevlon [&&] Jordan July 21, 2008

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Aquaman

Grabbing your or another mans penis with a wet hand...

Dude, they ran out of paper towels in the shitter so I had to aquaman that shit.

by Killertiller February 26, 2020

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Aquaman

After ejaculating, the perhaps bored male will allow his semem to cover his hand as much as possible. Now the male reveals his hands to himself, a mirror or his partner, spreading his fingers so the semen makes his fingers look webbed and yells "I am Aquaman!"

Female: So after you cum what do you do with all the semen?

Male: Well usually to entertain myself i enjoy going to the mirror and pretending i'm Aquaman!

Female: ...Can i be Aquawoman?

by Kris242 May 25, 2008

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The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

by V. Ampersand July 27, 2008

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Dirty Aquaman

While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.

I got a Dirty Aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower

by HandsomeJames October 22, 2015