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1. The capital of Maine that doesn't deserve it because Portland's way bigger with more to do.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.
The only thing to do on a Friday night in Augusta, Maine is go to the Wal-Mart.
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Nasty ass ghetto city in Georgia more commonly known as Disgusta. Has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure ass nastiness. The place smells like ass and looks like a third world country. Half the population is retarded and the other half just look that way. It would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.
Take a trip to Augusta, GA and it will make Detroit seem like paradise.
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Also known as Disgusta, a very boring place where the people who live there have nothing to do but look forward to getting invited to Putt-Putt parties. Around Masters Season all the people who live there have to deal with traffic and can never step out until it's safe. The best thing you can do is look at overpriced things in the mall and go downtown. If you're a criminal, then trust me you have a variety of hotels to hide in. Every road has churches, hotels, and restaurants. Unless you're a heavy praiser of Jesus who likes to sleep at a hotel every night and eat at any local restaurant, then there's no reason to come live here willingly.
The Masters is held at Augusta, GA every year, the only exciting thing that Augusta itself has going for it.
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A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.
"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."
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Town located just over the border of South Carolina, only filled with drunkards, idiots, drama-starters, prostitutes, junkies, and other assortment of people that suck ass. Only people that are unintelligent don't know to get the hell out of the town, and the people that do should be awarded with a Noble Piece Prize.
Also known as Disgusta because of the horrid weather conditions year-round and the pollution.
Dude 1: "So where did you go over break?"
Dude 2: "This town in Georgia called Augusta. I had to visit family there."
Dude 1: "Anything fun to do?"
Dude 2: "Not unless you find hanging out with a bunch of idiot rednecks that smell like piss and booze talk about how they were popular in school and dont realize that no one gives a damn now."
Augusta, Georgia Native: "Tell me about it."
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To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.
I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week
One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.
Augusta Kansas- A place to get bored then get fucked up