older guy that lusts college chicks
Brock: Hey Rod, a girl born in 1985 just friended me on F’book.
Rod: Sweet.
Brock: Just think. Duke's incoming freshman class was born in '90-'91.
Rod: Umm. That’s a bit creepy dude. Don’t end up in a database.
Brock: Yeah, well… my formula is my age… divided by 2, plus 7.
Rod: Yeah, you’re still a perv… Gray ballz
When your man sack is all sweaty and sticky and the skin has the consistency and tackiness of fresh, unfloured bread dough.
I just came in from working in the yar d and had the worst dough ballz.
a friendly gesture saying you look nice
person 1:hi niker ballz
person 2: the fuck did you say to me
person 1: niker ballz
person 2:* beats the hell out of person 1*
The craze that started in 1997 with the yournutz web sales. They can hang off a bumper or spare tire. There is much controversy with many states attempting to ban them.
That truck wizzed by with some hangin truck balls. Wow look at those truck ballz
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When your balls and ball sack are hot, sticky and sweaty from summer heat and humidity. The sack, especially shorn scrots, cling and stretch to the inner thighs.
I’m glad winter is about done but I’m not looking forward to the chaffing I get from having summa ballz.
I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.
She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.
During Genital Stimulation. Before male explosion The man positions his cock in front of the ladies face and simultaneously with ejaculation makes the hand gestures of a Kame Blast positioning his pork sword between his palms while yelling "Kamehameha".
My boyfriend executed the Dragon Ballz maneuver and his power levels were off the charts.
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a term used to express that a person is really really high on crystal meth.
Dude i must be tweekin-ballz cuz its 4:30am and i outside vacuuming my car.
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