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Bear Grylls

When your partner pees on you (usually the chest or face) immediately following sexually climax.

After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.

by TheSoloCricket May 6, 2016

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bear grylls

Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.

synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.

bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!

by jason krick November 6, 2007

55๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


bear grylls

Verb. To confidently traverse, freeclimb, hack, swing etc ones way through seemingly impassible obstacles.

"Did you not just see me bear grylls my way across that ravine?!"

"I'm sure it will be fine, although we may have to bear grylls our way down..."

by wigwambam January 4, 2012

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Bear Grylls

One Badass Irishman (he is not british) and is the host of Man Vs. Wild. He eats zebra carcass's and sheep eyeballs not because he is hungry but because he can. Bear Grylls is the reincarnation of our lord and savior. Les Stroud should be ashamed to even attempt to compete with this god of a man.

I just watched Bear Grylls swim 34 miles through the woods naked...yes the woods.

by Hefftious Maximus January 6, 2010

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Bear Grylls

An adjective describing some questionable box munching. Usually referring to to some trick ass hoe you met at the club drunk that you tried to hook up with but could only make it to the pink taco stand. The name originates from the show Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls is seen on the show eating some pretty gross shit.

After leaving Players with a nasty bitch Mike went to her house and straight Bear Grylls'd her shit.

or

Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.

by Bsmitty003 January 2, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear Grylls margarita

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.

Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".

by ThePianoMan August 4, 2013


Bear Grylls Style

When you stealthy come up on something and kill it preferably with a knife

search man v.s. bunny on youtube then you'll see how to go bear grylls style

by FreedomFighterMN July 31, 2010