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benton, illinois

A small town in southern Illinois. Everyone from this town either joins the military or stays in the town as a miner. Most people that stay in this town become low lives and spend all money on alcohol or drugs. There are very few people in this town that are worth a shit. The greatest hobbies of everyone from this town are to drink and do drugs. Everyone in this town is also racist. No persons of african descent are able to reside in this town. Meth and Marijuana are highly used in this town.

I smoked weed in Benton, Illinois and was also invited to a party where there would be meth and beer.

by drgnflm666 June 19, 2008

37πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


kiona benton

high school were you normaly see rednecks combine with prepies, and skaters.

a good school to send your kid if you want him to be a good person in his life.

"you seem to act like a kiona benton student"

by the real guy April 10, 2009

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Matt Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party

by P A Akin May 24, 2019


jordan benton

A socially retarded dumbass.

That dude is pulling a Jordan Benton. We better pop him.

by Qwertyuioplajd February 12, 2018


The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019


Benton Middle School

the worst middle school in prince william county because the teachers suck ass and the administration can’t suspend kids for more then a week regardless of what they do because their too scared of parents coming at their necks, worst 3 years of my life, the teachers worry about your phone more then teaching your class, they care about how good their sports teams are then their actual education, if you get that one math teacher in 7th grade that
makes you do 5 questions of homework everyday (if you went to benton you know who i’m talking about) say good bye to having a good year because they ruin it, the school is mostly full of white kids pretending their black and 6th graders who think they know everything, GL if you go to benton

Teacher: Give me your phone or i’m calling an administrator!

Student: we are doing absolutely nothing
Teacher: I’m calling an administrator

Student: I hate benton middle school

Administration: You smoked weed in the bathroom for the 3rd time this year? 1 week out of school suspension.
Student: Bet.

by hmmmmmnice September 21, 2019


Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.

When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

77πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž