Bestness

Something that is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

I love that song its bestness

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best be

an exclaimation of your point. a command.

"this will be the best blowjob of your life"

"bitch, it best be."

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Besting

Present tense of bested. "Besting" someone is the continuous aspect of beating someone at their own game. Getting the better of your opponent or adversary.

I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

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Best

Best means your best friend. It can be used for both girl or boy best friends.

Ex. Heyy best wyd td?

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best be

1. You had better be.
2. You had better do that.
3. Expression of satisfaction.

Also, simply "best."

Albert: "I am a rocker. I rock out."
Ben: "Best be."

Albert: "I intend to give you five dollars."
Ben: "Best be."

"I win at Scrabble! Best!"

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Best

A term used mostly by hipsters to describe anything that is above awful. The goal here is to keep your "I'm a hipster - and obviously to cool for this" attitude intact, by writing as LESS as possible.

Mary: "Hey guys, look at this cool shirt I won!" (posts picture)

Hipster: "Best shirt."

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Best,

The professional clap-back of email courtesy. Any of the following (see examples) means go fuck yourself.

Best,

HermanMermanBitch

Dear Blank,

As per my last email...
Going Forward...
Hope this helps...

Best,

Name

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