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The greatest spokesperson of all time. He has done infomercials for Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and most famously, OxiClean.
"With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls." - Billy Mays
1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.
1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.
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(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death
Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!
Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...
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When a man shaves his pubic hair, then proceeds to ejaculate on a woman's face and throw his aforementioned pubic hair on her face leaving the appearance of Billy Mays. Similar to that of the werewolf.
Duke blew his load on Aimee's face and made her look like Billy Mays.
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When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.
Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.
Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."