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One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 21, 2010

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I wear binoculars

Ye s yes y es

HELL


o man i hate i

by sdasas November 12, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish binoculars

Describes one's vision when they are extremely drunk.

That chick Gary took home from the bar was sooo ugly, he must of had the Irish binoculars on.

by HoolioQ2 December 17, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 1018๐Ÿ‘Ž


relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022


Binocularizing

Creepin with binoculars...possibly with a in binocular camera.

DUDE! These binoculars have a camera so you can take a pic while binocularizing bitches!

by Tugsman555 November 25, 2011


Binoculars

A term coined by an Aussie teenager with an occasional British accent to mean "outrageously crazy".

OMG! That's so binoculars!!

by Snoozanna June 13, 2024


african binoculars

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guyโ€™s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.

Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.

by Hamburbger June 13, 2021