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A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.
I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.
OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.
After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.
Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.
The act of having anal sex with a female. The male then takes his penis out and finds it to be covered in feces. The male then sticks his penis into the woman's vagina to clean it off.
"HONEY, did you just give me a hartford carwash?!?!"
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When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.
We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.
Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.
Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.
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The placing of a cup of hot coffee on the hood of ones car to watch them speed off and have the coffee spill down the windows
"What the hell is this?!"
"Oh...looks like coffee. You've been treated to a Columbian Carwash my friend."
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1. You must first have a well developed mustache.
2. You use your hand to spread the vagtastic lips.
3. She must be pretty wet for the carwash affect.
4. You then proceed to gently bob your head up and down flicking the clit with your nose brushing the clit with your mustache.
NUM NUM NUM, with clit carwash we are bother winners!
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