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The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
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The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.
The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.
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It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)
Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#
Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!
Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#
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Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
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Similar to the birds and the bees. It’s a talk about sex.
Let’s get freaky like chimpanzees at nighttime.
When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.
I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.
Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.