Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes
Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??
the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex
I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm
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The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.
Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?
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A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"
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When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)
after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".
When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.
It's" finger licking good".
Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.
Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."