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easy...it's a nickname for..BATMAN!
Can anyone defeat the Dark Knight?
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the sequel to Batman Begins, currently due for release July 18, 2008.
The Dark Knight's villain will be the Joker.
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The act of taking a picture of the shadow of your dick and sending it to a colleague or female
me: wanna see me Dark Knighting ?
her: umm sure.
her: Omg what is that.
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A man of his word. His very captivating. His eyes draw you in, you feel as though your hypnotized.
The Dark Knight is tall, dark, clean-cut,suave,noble and open-handed. He has an aura that captivates
you and you feel miserable when his not around. A very impressionable man that deserves the upmost
respect. He rescues women in distress and they always want to reward him (if you know what I mean)
but he refuses because his madly in love with his girl. A complex yet amazing person. Highly intelligent,
and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when things don't work out well, often to
the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. His much better now because his finally found his true love
and she's brightening his world. He loves to sing and joke around with his friends. Everyone loves this awesome
and beautiful person and his every bit worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to
have the chance to know him, love him and spoil him.
His so hott you could fry an egg on him.
Gary: "Whose that guy over there, he thinks his the Dark Knight?"
Larry: "Ahhh, he is the Dark Knight, look there's two women about to jump in the river so he can save them"
Gary: "Are you serious, what's so special about him"
Larry: C'mon man, your cut because his hot
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Cute way to say male genitals.
I was watching Sunny Leone's porn yesterday, and I felt something was rising. It must be Dark Knight.
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Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.
Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?
Logan: Yeah bro why?
Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!
Logan: Damn!
A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.
Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.
this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.
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