anal discharge

When toxic fluid usualy highly caustic leaks from the anus, usually caused by poisoning or an infection from violent or excessive anal sex or masturbation.

Ow that anal discharge burns.

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negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

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white discharge

A liquid substance often moist and as white as sushi rice that is expelled from an over privellaged white man

Not the... white discharge

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vaginal discharge

Sweet tasting, often milky or off white goo that oozes from the vagina during the course of the day/night.

Leaves small stains in the gusset of women's knickers. The amount can vary from woman to woman and is also directly linked to the amount of arousal experienced over a given time.

*Not to be confused with any fluid involving semen - the female minge removes this quickly and this fluid is known as: Creampie crust or simply - spunk

Often girls out on the town getting pissed and on the hunt for meat will experience more discharge than someone watching tv soaps or doing the washing. This is why when pulling off a pair of womens snatch warmers the gusset will stick to the goo as you peel them off - worth a sniff if it's still moist....

As Felch picked up his room mates thong he was attracted to the milky crust she'd left behind - a quick lick and a sniff satisfied his curiosity - it was good ol' vaginal discharge - aka - pussy milk / flange fluid / vag gunk

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accidental discharge

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there

Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty

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keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

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Discharge Plug

A plug to hold the post-coital contents in until they can safely be discarded.

Her after being filled with baby-batter: Quick pass me the Discharge Plug before I ruin your mother's good sheets