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When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.
Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
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Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.
"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
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when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.
Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.
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When you eat BBQ and you finger a girl with your BBQ fingers
I took my girl to dinner then gave her the ole texas dry rub
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When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube.
" I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"
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When a dreadlocked jamaican takes some sand and jerks you off with it and then toaster
yo bro you going to the game tonight
nah b i need to get my jamaican dry rub
oh shit .... toaster
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A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.
You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!
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