chinese egg roll

The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.

Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.

Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.

Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.

Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!

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sexy egg roll

anthony

" wow you're talking to that guy !"

" yup he's a sexy egg roll !"

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american egg roll

when your getting head and your bout to cum and you flip your girl (or guy if you roll that way) over and go for the anal and she (or he) takes a shit right then and it forms a tasty snack

"Hey yo dude, the most amazing thing happened last night!"

"What?"

"Dude, i pulled off an American Egg roll!"

"Sweet!! Did she eat it?"

"What do you mean she? 'HE' ate it"

"Aww dude your gay!!!!"

"Yah you got a Problem with it?"

"Nope i am too!"

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Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.

Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"

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CHING CHONG EGG ROLL

A RACIST CORONA TERM USED BY ALL THE COOL KIDS IN THE FOREST THAT SMOKE WEED AND SUGAR WHILST PLAYING ROBLOX

I like to ching chong egg roll

Sushi Dog Egg Roll

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.

The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.

barack egg roll

When a woman sticks her tit in the dillhole of a man as she lactates and the man semens, causing excruciating pain for the man.

I don't want a fucking barack egg roll, that shit fucking hurts.

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