Kid: Mommy, can we watch the Emoji Movie?
Mother: Hell no son, that movie is Cancer your grounded for the next 5 years.
Kid: Spends the rest of his life alone with no friends because he wanted to see the Emoji Movie.
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The cringiest thing in the world. I mean, I knew that Hollywood was running out of ideas, but this is a new low.
Congratulations Hollywood, you've sunk rock bottom on ideas for kids to watch. Emojis are now ruined forever.
Did I mention that it has a 9% critics rating and a 40% audience approval?
Wow this is movie is hell cramped in a room don't waste your time watching it
you: ok we're watching a movie what do you want to watch
little sibling: the emoji movie!
you: >:O NO THAT IS TOTAL CRAP ANYTHING BUT THAT
little sibling: :\
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A shitty attempt at a cashgrab. The emoji movie fails as a movie in every possible way.
You like the emoji movie? What are you, fucking gay?
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The reason God himself, never descends from heaven to greet humanity.
The emoji movie is a masterpiece ~some lil white girl 2017
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a movie not appropriate for any ages
Friend: "Let's go see the emoji movie!"
Me: No. thats cancer you degenerate
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Nothing can define this Nightmare. It's "shit-factor" extends beyond to what a Black Hole can Succ. Anything that makes contact to this entity will be obliterated and would have a 99.99% chance of becoming not only blind and deaf, but also have their arms and legs severed from the waves of light that blast out of the screen. Nothing is sacred; not even the Sailor Cartoon Movie Reboot that everyone wanted.
There is no example that can explain what the "Emoji Movie" is. "Sony Animations has hit a new low"
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