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Females who participate in equestrian sports, aka spend lots of time at the barn, dont mind dirt or hard work, and are exceptionally good with their hips (wink wink)
Bob: so whats the deal with you always dating equestrian girls?
Sam: yeah my girlfriends usually do equestrian stuff. Basically shes buisy alot but damn can she ride me!
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throat equestrian is a sexual act where a women gives cranium to a man six foot nine or taller and he curls up to gain traction like a small man on a horse
james knew she was gonna turn him into a {throat equestrian} that night
A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.
"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
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Orange County of Phx...Best kept secret of AZ. Hidden Southern pocket of Phoenix where all the high roller rich people raise their families. All attend Mountain Pointe and get a dose of real life through the ghetto kids shipped in from south Phx. Equestrian is the little area that raises Ahwatukee's normal real estate prices to make it seem like a good area...Equestrian and Scottsdale stand as the only distinguishers to the methed out fratty area only 2 hours away known as Tucson/UOFA. Residents of Equestrian include Todd McFarlane, Mike Calcavecchia, Ricky Henderson, Matt Leinart, Jake Plummer, Jeff Phillips.
Man that honky must be from tukee, reppin the hood from equestrian az. hes prolly smokin a blunt up on the mountain. mp 09
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Of or pertaining to the personality of females who ride horses and the haughty, condescending, yet naive and small minded attitude that their activity precludes
I dont mess with equestrian femmes, if they need some lovin' then theres always their horse.
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A term used to describe an even more useless version of a dog and pony show.
"I hear HR wants a dog and pony show tomorrow."
"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."
"Damn."
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Someone who delves deep into the ecstasy universe in search of meaning and purpose. Experimenting with dosing, timing and venues to unlock doors to a more enlightened mindset.
"Darien is a true EQuestrian, he's fly or fry bro."