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A dishonest or disingenuous attempt at using crowdsourcing to extort money from people, especially fans and supporters.
That former child star pulled a Feldman Scheme on their fans!
v. 1. to play girls equivalent to playing a stringed instrument
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.
abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween
3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.
n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.
a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.
Craig: Carlee, dont talk to a michael feldman.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!
carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.
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A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.
“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”
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The sexiest mofo to ever exist. Any guy who sees Payton Feldman instantly finishes. She also has really nice biddies.
That is the most beautiful creature to ever exist. It’s probably Payton Feldman
When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.
My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.
A shit grin that looks strikingly similar to Corey Feldman's appearance on the theatrical poster of "Liscense to Drive," one of the shittiest movies out of the 80's.
"Man, I'm sorry, but when you told me your mom caught you spanking it, I couldn't help but give The Feldman."
A sexy little Jewish theatre twink known for winning the 2018 Jimmy Awards and playing Evan Hansen in Dear Even Hansen on Broadway.
Person: “Hey did what’s the name of that little Jewish guy in that new Jennifer Lawrence movie who was on Broadway?”
A different person: “Oh that’s 2018 Jimmy Award winner Andrew Barth Feldman!”