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First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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1- Great-great-grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
My sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
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1- Great-great-grandparent's sesquiple-first-cousin.
2- Sesquiple-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed.
My sesquiple-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
1- Great-great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
1- Great-great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My half-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.