Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

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ride that thang like the fourth of july

when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about

did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!

Fourth of july buddy

Someone to help bring in your independance with. Someone to hold your hand under the fireworks. You'll have good luck with this person.

"I watched the fireworks holding my fourth of july buddy's hand, now we're best friends"

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”