frenchmans breath

When you break wind and capture it in your cupped hand, and procede to blow it in a friends face

Frenchmans breath is pretty much the same as Mexican breath, but with more Gallic flourish

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dirty frenchman

A drink made consisting of:
1 Part White Wine
1 Part Olive Oil

I was feeling frisky so I had the bartender mix me a dirty frenchman!

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Frenchman's fishingnet

When one's arse crack hair is so dense that it forms a net which catches turds on their escape from the anus.

Damn! Time I shaved my arse crack again. My frenchman's fishingnet has managed a massive haul this morning!

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dirty frenchman

When a guy doesn't shave for a couple of days, and there is stubbel growth (5 o'clock shadow)

Dude 1: Hey Tim you didn't shave today?

Dude 2: Na. just feeling like a dirty frenchman.

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bald frenchman

When you shave a spot on a girls head and bust a nut on the spot. Works most effectively when engaged in doggy style fucking..

She heard the sound of the clipper and when she touched her head, she felt a sticky bald frenchman.

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Claude Frenchman

The absolute mad lad and god of France

Person 1: hey where’s Claude Frenchman?
Person 2: probs in France

Gingerbread frenchman

An insult generally used against people you dislike

Shut up you gingerbread frenchman

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