Garfield

A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.

The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.

Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.

Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"

Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"

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Garfield

1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat

1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever

2. I like cartoons hehe

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garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

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GARFIELD

A fat cat/pussy

Boy... You see that pussy print? That bitch a Garfield!!

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garfield

To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.

Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.

This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.

You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.

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Garfield

A bitch that ate all the lasagna

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*

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Garfield

When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.

“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”