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league of gentlemen

Amazingly written but rather twisted british comedy.
Set in the town Royston Vasey with a subtly placed slogan on the sign which reads "Welcome to Royston Vasey, You'll Never Leave"
known for its strange resident local shop keepers Tubs and Edward...that have given birth to 'David' something that lives in the attic of their local shop. The local shop is only for local people and has become one of the most popular quotes from the show.
Also home to a transvestite taxi driver and owner of the 'Babs Cabs'
my favourite character is the travelling circus freak and door-to-door peg salesman Papa Lazarou.
He and his 'freaks' travel round asking if 'Mama Lazarou' can use the toilet, then barges into the homes of unsuspecting housewives home alone, calling them Dave along with most other people. He wont take no for an answer when repeatedly told that no Dave llives there.
He speaks in jibberish to his 'wife' and upon asking for the frightened housewife's wedding ring quotes the infamous line "You're my wife now"
The league of gentlemen or LOG as its affectionally called between my friends and i is one of the best and weirdest comedies to come out of Britain in recent years.

"Are you...local?"
"I've only been taking these hormones a week and me nipples are like bullets!"
"Hello Dave?....You're my wife now"

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

41πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Southern Gentlemen

A man from the south, has a southern Accent, sometimes wears boots. Likes music like Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Creedence Clearwater Revial and can be heard singing Ring of Fire allot. ENjoys hunting, finishing, classic American cars, sun flower seeds and fresh meat. Southern Gentlemen are mainly known for their respect of women, hate it when other guys abuse girls, they stick up for girls, call them beautiful, hold doors, and wlak them to class.

Girl: Man he's a really Southern Gentlemen, he held the door for me, called me Beautiful, and sang Ring of Fire to me.

by Ring of Fire March 20, 2010

157πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Gentlemen of the Road

A generic moniker applied to travelers who project their own insecurities and lack of local knowledge on to the people and places they fail to understand in their travels.

Essential characteristics:

1) Rely on sweeping generalizations about the inadequacies or deficiencies of a local population that offer no room for the role of the systemic influences or constraints on those people, While showing no apparent desire to learn about or understand said factors.

2) Fancy themselves superior to tourists who opt for a comfortable option over more "adventurous" methods, while simultaneously expressing indignation (directed at the bystanders of their "adventure") when they are not treated with the same sort coddling that they rebuke others for choosing. Of essential importance is that this irony is completely lost on them.

3) Devolve into blatantly racist diatribes and jokes while apparently believing that reference to their past espousal of a now abandoned multiculturalism, somehow makes their xenophobia validated. They believe that the culturally open attitude they held from the comfort of their home country was due to their own virtue, while the subsequent condemnations are due to the fundamental flaws of those people and no shortcomings of the travelers themselves.

The expression was coined in the summer of 2010 in Hanoi, Vietnam after awareness of a travelers' blog bearing the same name quickly spread via Twitter and Facebook in Hanoi's English speaking community.

Promise you'll kill us if we ever become 'Gentlemen of the Road'.

by HanoiSummer July 16, 2010

44πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Cordial Gentlemen

A satiric term for a man who displays certain characteristics of class and elegance, but chooses often to act rude and distasteful, often in front of large groups of people.

Most of these people are hairy beer-drinking slugs who sit and listen to bad hair metal and watch re-runs of Cheers all day.

The term was coined by the Minnesota rock band Silent Are The Dead, on their album "Guns, Guts, and Glory" and has become an important part of the mid-western lexicon ever since.

"Look at those drunk assholes over there, some cordial gentlemen they are."

by MeaningInTragedy05 February 23, 2009

23πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


gentlemen sweep

When a team doesn’t get swept in a series and only manages to win one game

The nuggets managed a gentlemen sweep and avoided getting swept by the lakers by only winning one game in the series

by MyUbr1 September 25, 2020


Gentlemen's Party

A close group of male friends relaxing, kicking back with a brew, and playing cards.

For men who already have women, or don't want to deal with them throwing up or being stupid, and just want to play a game of cards, get nice and drunk, and do stupid guy things.

100% heterosexual

Yeah, we're just having a gentlemen's party, got some cards, some heini, just going to have a relaxed night
"can I bring my girlfriend"
Is she male?
"um no"
then no.

by troxx February 10, 2010

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bitches and gentlemen

Rude for "ladies and gentlemen!". Used in Eminem's BUSINESS.

Bitches and gentlemen, It's showtime!

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

52πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž