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Pronounced (Gone-goo-z-ler)
The first sighting of the Gongoozler happened in a episode on a certain YouTube channel featuring Markiplier and his loyal, adorable, beautiful friend Ethan. The Gongoozler is a creature that only shows itself at night, swimming in bodies of water and preparing its rubber fins/tail on land. People say that if you hear the Gongoozlers call that's a sign that death is coming. This statement is true. Although no cases have been officially recorded, the Gongoozler has killed many people that've heard its call. The people just didn't have enough of a life to be noticed when missing.
The Gongoozler will eat every last child you've birthed.
Beware Beware
For here hunts the gongoozler With it’s mouth like a toe snare
Making no sound
it will Drag u Down Down Down
into the frothy depths
Maybe if you Stanned LOONA your Mum wouldn’t have got gotted by the Gongoozler
A person who enjoys watching englands canals. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
toesss...... gongoozler will get your toes...
People who enjoy standing and watching (without actively participating in) an activity.
Look at that crowd of gongoozlers in front of the new showroom! Don't these people have any other work, than to stand and stare?
Gongoozler is a dangerous creature of the deep. The Gongoozler is a living nightmare for it likes to attack anything that moves. Because they live in the depths and strike unexpectedly, it is not uncommon for people to think they are extinct. Gongoozlers attack the toes, feet or fins before dragging the prey down the murky waters to slash the throat. Zoologists believe Gongoozlers communicate by lighting up their scales in various ways. One Gongoozler got into Mark Fishbach's pool and dragged him underwater to kill.
I don't swim after my toes were slashed by a Gongoozler.
To gongoozle is to get someone, usually more in an aggressive fashion. By "get" I mean kill, tag, beat up, but really it's up to you! However, it is widely known that if you do gongoozle someone too hard, that there will be repercussions. This variant of the word gongoozle is never to be linked with anything nsfw.
Friend 1: "There just around the corner!"
Friend 2: "Yeah! Let's gongoozle them!"
If you’ve ever been to Amsterdam in the Netherlands, you’ve probably encountered some gongoozlers. To gongoozle is to gaze at activity taking place on a canal or waterway. It’s also used to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal living, but do not actively participate.
Gongoozling is kind of like ogling, but somewhat oddly specific to canals. Now that you know the word, you’ll probably notice gongoozlers everywhere—walking along the riverbank, on the beach, strolling around your neighborhood pond on a sunny afternoon. You, yourself, have probably been gongoozling for years without even realizing it.