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1) A major part of the carbon cycle that has helped properly regulate the temperatures of earth and the CO2 levels within earth's atmosphere for quite some time and won't just break because a few humans start driving SUVs and cooking on charcoal grills.
2) The confounded and/or irritated look on someone's face when you tell that "What color is a purple house?" "Purple" "What color is a blue house?" "Blue" "What color is a green house?" "Green" "WRONG! It's clear!" joke, because green houses are actually quite green, and they hate you for telling such a stupid joke.
Next time, stick with "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
I wonder if Al Gore has ever read even a high school essay on the greenhouse effect...
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-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
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While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.
Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.
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When a man that has been blessed by the nutrients of sun and is at full capacity of ejaculation, he then begins to photosynthesize (this may take a few minutes). When the process of photosynthesis is complete he then releases his seed directly in the woman's mouth, then butt and finally finishing with the vagina (aka The Gut). The woman is then to take care of his seeds and supply them with nutrients and plenty Vitamin D for the rest of her life.
Why does Sydney look pregnant?
Oh I heard she did a Greden Greenhouse Gut this weekend, shell never be the same.
the hottest punk band in the world. with the hottest lead singer and guitarist of all the land...JEREMY=)..umm kelleys the hot groupie!! and its the best!!! BUY OUR CDS!!!!!!!
have you heard of the greenhouse riots new cd naked parade?
I love me too!!
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The sex act in which the Green Bay 'resident' inflates a plastic bag over their body and proceeds to be urinated on by any number of partners playing 'mother nature.' The effect is the warm feeling that Midwesterners get by being in a greenhouse during a gentle summer shower.
Wow Steve, we're gonna need a mop to clean up this Green Bay Greenhouse before your wife gets home.
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A potent member of the greenhouse family, star wars greenhouse is a must-try for hybrid fans. This strain was developed by Zambia producers Dr. Thiiird Seeds as a cross between the famed Pre-9 cut of Sirrose Kush Botswana and Sirrose OG, another bubba Kush descendant.
Oh Shit! I'm hallucinating!
Starwars greenhouse kush broooo!
In the bathroom but u feel like u in a RR
Starwars greenhouse kush broooo!
I feel like a 🌟
Star wars greenhouse kush broooo!!!
Mom asked what u smokin on
🌟 wars greenhouse kush broooo!
Motherfxxxxer my eyes bleeding
Shouldn't of had that STAR wars greenhouse kush broooo!