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guru

Fat ass nerd who does nothing but serf the web

by Fusion September 19, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


guru

Someone who used to be a geek but has been in the business way too long to still be one.

For lack of social skills, nerds never really get to the point of being gurus. Gurus are honored highly by geeks because they are an almost inifinite source of geek wisdom.

Linus Torvalds is a guru.

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


guru

the healer, the discipline-er, the consoler, the companion, the teacher...all things good

Eg: you guru! *accompanied by a hug*

by Annie P June 10, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guru

A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.

John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"

by fishing maddddd February 17, 2020

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Guru

Spam Facebook Ads from people who have pictures of fast cars and big houses (on their wish list) who want your money so they can buy them

I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something Iโ€™m rehashing from the guru who conned me

by Riversidekick April 16, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


guru

slang term for anything if your cool enough to use it

that dudes a guru. i saw your guru. i have to go to this guru. anything if your pro gangster

by tylo November 18, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guru

Famous internet celebrity. Mostly famous for out of this world M203 shots and general godly play.

It is well known that if you need something done you ask the Guru!

OMG I have just been Guru'ed!!!

We need a Guru.....

by Admin May 30, 2004

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