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When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
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A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.
*Face
*Breasts
*Bottom
"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"
"Dude....Thats my mom."
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To take an amount of animal shit and fling, slap, project it onto someone else.
Yo, that bitch did my boy dirty, so I took some cat shit and Happy Mealed that fucking whore.
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when a female gives you a golden shower while on the rag.
a dirty punk kid: "call me up when your flow is heavy girl i'd like to order a happy meal. "
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An alternative to burgered. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animal feces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.
That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.
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When a catholic priest eats out a nun on sunday around noon
Hey priest want a happy meal
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A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.
When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.
Lottery Florida