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God who was struck down by the evil zoo keeper. Harambe was killed using a bullet not from this planet. Since nothing from this earth can kill him. He was worshiped and one of his most respected worshippers was Devan. He is now recognized as Saint Farquaad.
Harambe is god
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Silverback gorilla who was about to solve da case on who shot Tupac and Biggie until the Illuminati gunned him down at a Cincinnati zoo.
Legendary Gorilla Harambe solved who shot Tupac and Biggie. Harambe wuz assassinated by the Illuminati at a Cincinnati zoo
Lord of Lords and King of Kings, Harambe was a silverback gorilla of magnificent stature. Also known as The Unifier, The Liberator, and in ceremonial circumstances, The Silver Sun. Harambe enjoyed a lavish lifestyle with his many friends like Barack Obama and Tom Cruise. His favorite hobbies include unifying the human race, dispersing peace in the animal kingdom, and destroying communism. Unfortunately Harambe was caught up in a media induced sex scandal that lead to his immediate death.
Today in church we sang praises to Harambe. Morning of the Silver Sun is my favorite hymn.
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The greatest legend ever known to man kind. He was an innocent gorilla who was killed for a boy falling into his enclosure. #killarykilledharmabe #dicksoutforharambe
Oh look it's Harambe the greatest
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