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The Hills Grammar School

The Hills Grammar School, aka Hills Grammar/Hills or abbreviated to THGS is an independent, coed, private school located in Kenthurst, Sydney. The Hills Grammar School has been specifically developed so that rich cunts in Western Sydney would have somewhere to send their kids to. Hills just stays in the top 100 HSC rankings, this is achieved by giving a bunch of asian kids scholarships.

Since it is located in Western Sydney, THGS has developed its own special breed of fuckwits who act like eshays even though their parents are rich. These dropshits like to constantly vape, hide vapes in toilet cisterns, smear shit on the toilet walls and bring vodka to school camps.

THGS likes to imagine itself as being good at sport, as a result it has spent an extortionate amount of money on a new playing field that nobody can even fucking go on at breaktime. Despite spending millions on sports, the school music department continues to operate out of a disused porta potty.

Some notable Hills traditions include: vaping, throwing bananas in trees, breaking the amphitheater, vaping, breaking common room windows, vaping, shoplifting in the canteen, wiping shit on walls, getting locked out of the english bathrooms and clogging the MPH toilets.

The new principal of Hills Grammar used to be the principal of Knox Grammar, so far she has managed to say lots of stuff but achieve approximately fuck all. The teachers all hate her but won't say it to her face.

Boy1: Hey what highschool did you go to
Boy2: The Hills Grammar School
Boy1: ah the famed home of the serial shitter

by Wheredidmyballsgo September 13, 2023

35πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hill Creek School

The school where all the teachers are gay as he'll. Don't go there.

Don't go to Hill Creek School.

by StupidTree83 May 3, 2022


Rock Hill High School

A school in South Carolina overrun by cockroaches and girls who can’t tell the difference between β€œfat ass” and β€œfat rolls”.

β€œYeah... I used to go to Rock Hill High School, where all them hoes at”

by Trackislife November 23, 2018


Richmond Hill High School

A high school in northern Richmond Hill which no ones heard of. It is a pretty shit high school commonly confused with as Richmond Green. The school is the size of the mens washroom in silvercity, tiny as fuck. It is populated with 2/3 asians, 1/6 persians and 1/6 jews. The classes are shitty and a whiteboard is a rare occurence. They suck in every sport but math teams and nerd shit and they still have the worst fans ever. The school budget is near 36 cents and for some god forsaken reason we host sporting events in our small tiny ass gym. The football field look like a couple of cows shit on it and a pile of dirt was made. There are afghans that have been here since 1986 because they cannot pass a grade 12 course. They have nothing better to do than go to the forest and smoke weed.

Bob: Hey what school do you go to?
James: Oh, Richmond Hill High School. RHHS
Bob: Do you mean Richmond Green?
James: Naw, its some ghetto school. Dont worry you probably haven't heardof it.

by A citizen December 9, 2013

226πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Ben hill middle school

A crackhead school where stupid thots walk around breaking their backs n guys walk around with their pants down to their fucking ankles. The teachers their don’t know how do their jobs and the guidence counsalers suck at everything. Their trying to poison u their the only good thing is mr mason bc he is the best principle ever

Ben hill middle school is a crackhead

by Nd fr fhfjr August 7, 2019

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spring hill high school

This is a prison run by Timmy Shae. Want to go piss? Well u can’t the bathrooms are locked. Goon crew smh.

gearhart knows everything

(Spring Hill high school)

by coolstoryyyyy January 25, 2019

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Maple Hill High School

Maple Hill High School is a school located in bumblefuck nowhere or scientifically Castleton. Most commonly known as juel-school or Maple Hell you are ensured a warm welcome when walking through the halls of this wannabe juvenile detention center. If your not spending your time breaking school chromebooks and pushing kids in the halls when dipper day comes around you'll be throwing hall passes in the trash before you leave the classroom.

Cameron: "I'm sorry about the Ligma Steve. Do the Doctors know how you picked it up?"

Steve: "They said it may have come from my visit at Maple Hill High School."

by Magnum Condom January 23, 2019

30πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž