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N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.
Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.
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Forget the word jealous, this is a new level of abbreviation.
"Oh my god i am so totally Jellyfish of that girls new Prada, its to die for"
"jesus mate did you see the way she was lookin' at that girl all over you, she was totally Jellyfish, respect"
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When someone takes greens from a bowl, this is the term to describe the smoke that rises off the bowl that resembles a jellyfish
bob: yo man hit that shit hard, you got greens.
joe: nice. *takes hit*
bob: oh damn, nice jellyfish
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(n) moving your hand in a jellyfish movement on a man's package while trying to give him a handjob. something most little eighth grade girls do to their older boyfriends, for lack of knowledge how to give a real one.
"Man she jellyfished me again):"
Man 1: "Did you hear what Drew & Kelly did last night?"
Man 2: "Nahh what"
Man 1: "Kelly jellyfished him again"
Man 2: "Damn eighth graders don't know how to give a proper handjob"
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The thing that keeps from swimming in the sea
Not goin' in there's a fuckin' jellyfish there
To go in for a fist touch, but stopping midway, yelling "JELLYFISH!" and propell your hand backward like that of the movement of a jellyfish.
Other variations of this would be snowman, in which you place your fists ontop and bottom of the other persons fists, snail, in which you slide your hand onder theres with two fingers up, and turkey, where, during a high five, you but your thumb out and slam your fist into their palm so that it resembles a turkey.
FIST TOUCH! *goes in* *Stops* NOPE! JELLYFISH! *goes backwards*
When you finish having sex with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. In a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. What you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term "Jellyfishing".
When Matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed Lisa while jellyfishing.
He eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.
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