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1.A dick
2.Your penis
My johnson was so far up her pussy last night.
That MILF makes my johnson rock hard
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To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun
Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson
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Will Johnson is the best man ever and is always charming loves Emily and will never let her go. He's a very good kisser and is also good in bed
Will johnson will never be a terrible kisser
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Def. 1: A man's penis
Def. 2: a Surname
"Look at my Johnson!"
Ve cut it off.
(I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!")
Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.
"I need my fucking Johnson."
"What do you need that for, Dude?"
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A sexual act in which a partner gives another a blow job, but before ejaculation he turns the partners head, finding himself ejaculating into said person ear. Proceeds to push them down, reach around remove two Q-tips from there asshole and throw them on said person face.
I was skull fucking her so hard, then stopped..... Then let her have the Johnson & Johnson... BooYaa!
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"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"
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