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More commonly referred to as the Big Bang, the Knox Dap is the hardest high five that one can receive. Amongst the many theories that the Knox Dap has been involved in are:
1) He dapped Eve so hard she ate the poisonous apple.
2) He dapped God so hard that Pangea broke up into the modern day continental lay out.
3) He dapped every single dinosaur.....why do you think there is a big-ass crater?
4) He dapped Archduke Franz Ferdinand....officially starting WWI
5) The great wall of China was constructed to keep him from dapping all the Chinese inhabitants.
6) He dapped JFK.....done.
7) He dapped Elvis while Elvis was in the bathroom.
8) He dapped the Emperor of Japan on December 6th, 1941 which ultimately led to Pearl Harbor.
9) He dapped Heath Ledger for his role as the Joker.....oh boy
10) He dapped the Berlin wall.....that's why it fell
11) He dapped Lebron in Cleveland and that is why he went all the way to South Beach, they have outlawed Dapps.
12) He dapped the pilot on the Hindenberg....explosions insued
13) He dapped Wyclef in Port au Prince Haiti.....buildings fell
14) Atlantis thought they could out dap him.....he won
15) His dap's kept Russia from firing during the Cold War
Gershon: Hey Beyer had did you lose your arms?
Beyer: Knox dapped me up for my birthday.
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Fucking gays who think they are better than Trinity grammar, nah mate
Knox grammar: exists*
Trinity: shabi mate ur dumb as fuck
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That one nerdy English teacher who is Irish and doesn't get enough sunlight. Obnoxiously tall and is daddy material. Hes kinda ugly at the same time. He always has that one feature that sticks out, in this case its his height.
Me:Mr Knox is so fucking daddy
Him:But hes mine
Literal hell, bunch of horny retarded athletic kids all of which have 50 mental disorders and a raging superiority complex, if you have a more than 4.8583 brain cells then stay the fuck away from this shithole of a school.
Only redeeming factor is the faculty, most teachers are competent.
You think this school sucks fat donkey dick? Be happy you didnt go to Knox JHS
The act of someone showing up to a party uninvited. Especially if they’re been denied multiple times
“Should we try get into that motive?”
“Nah ngl we cant be pulling a Knoxe that’s a bit wet”
military(primarily army)post in kentucky, near radcliffe. has D.O.D. (department of defense) schools such as Kingsolver, Mudd, Scott, Walker, Fort Knox High School, and Macdonald. Fort Knox is well known for being the armor center, as well as home of the Gold Vault. Fort Knox is the most kick-ass place in the world...except that your friends are always moving (because u never stay 1 place 4 long wen ur in the army). When u live there, u hate it...but u realize how great it was once u move...which pretty much fucking sucks.
>you used 2 live on fort knox? i heard that place kicks ass!!
<it does.
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Tom Knox is a rare type of human which resides in Liverpool, England. He is a strange character and some have claimed to witness him scream “I don’t eat poo” or “Reeeeeeeeeee”
He feasts mostly on food he finds on the floor but his main source of food is his own and other people’s faeces
Dave: “I need a heckling poo”
Roger: “save it for Tom Knox the poo eater”
Tom Knox: “ooh baby don’t mind if I do”
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