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Leaf

Green shit

1:I got some leaf in the toilet
2:Wow *goes in bathroom* SICK *Barfs*

by Double Deuce-Bot June 6, 2003

37👍 44👎


Leaf

There was this leaf
It fell to the ground…
Without a tree around…
How is that possible…
I begin to ponder

Here comes a butterfly
Flying by…
It lands on my ride…
Again … why?

the message received…
Always believe…
Like a falling leaf
With no tree
Sense it doesn’t have to be…
Loving he….
I will see…
As long as we believe ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by U know my ❤️4u September 2, 2023

17👍 54👎


Leaf

A person that is SO light, that they can easily fall down by the wind.

Girl 1: *Falls on the ground because of one small breeze*
Girl 2: "You are like a leaf!"

by Well-Wisherr January 26, 2019

5👍 5👎


Leaf

Those things on trees. Not nooses, leaves

Person 1: look at that leaf on that tree
Person 2: what one
Person 1: that one there
Person 2: you're not being very specific
Person 1: (points at different tree) that one there
Person 2: that's a different leaf

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

2👍 1👎


leaf

Canadian who let's his country get raped by bunch of monkeys and does nothing about it.

"They are black, my SJW teacher taught me that I have to let them rape and pillage my home country and I'm too much of a worthless garbage to do anything about it" t: leaf

by kiefkatcher April 2, 2017

8👍 17👎


Leaf

A thing that’s attached to trees

Look there’s a leaf

by Chicken.Nugget June 10, 2019

4👍 7👎


leaf

somebody who should start playing tfc again

- god

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

16👍 47👎