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The act of getting fellatio in a pool, and after reaching climax drowning your girlfriend. You then call for the lifeguard to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation, and eventually, she will cough up the ejaculate into the lifeguard's mouth. He will then be pretty angry.
Jim: Yo dude! You see that lifeguard puking up semen!
Sean: Yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.
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That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"
"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"
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When a girl is giving you a blow job in a hot tub or pool, you hold her down below the water until you cum in her mouth as she drowns. Then call the lifeguard over to give her mouth to mouth and laugh as he swallows your cum.
Stephen: Did you lifeguard dat hoe
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious
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(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.
Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"
A term used for when a lifeguard has sex with his patient on the beach instead of saving them
i saw a lifeguard doing "lifeguard business" at the beach!
A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
When you nut on your partner's nose and leave there while you walk the beach
He just gave her The Lifeguard behind that beach umbrella