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Linus

The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.

Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...

by Bilboson January 8, 2012

53๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


linus

a male on the very verge of flaming metrosexuality. defining characteristics include ownership of evisu, seven for all mankind, paper denim and cloth fashions.

omg. did you see what he was wearing today? he is such a linus.

by tina2700 May 28, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


linus

to knit / crochet - as in the linus club or project linus ( charity that donates knitted blankets to sick kids)

shes such a granny, all she does is linus
want me to teach u to linus

by rachel January 28, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


linus

when a guy is about to reach their climax, they spit on whoever's back they are fucking, grab a towel or blanket, bust in it and mush the person whom they are fucking in the face with it...

leon forgot to replace the 5hour energy in the cabinet, so while being assfucked, his shemale pulled a linus

by Bafoolery March 16, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Linus

A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.

Don't do a linus

by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Linus

A little comminist cunt who plays Roblox and Fortnite 24/7. Usually got a little pinky dick.

โ€œOmg stop being such a Linus!โ€

by Anime Trap November 14, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


linus

father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.

-oh, look! there goes linus!
-yeah, but he was so mean to that poor fido..

by enold April 5, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž