The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Idiot example:
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Bill: Ahhh!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
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a male on the very verge of flaming metrosexuality. defining characteristics include ownership of evisu, seven for all mankind, paper denim and cloth fashions.
omg. did you see what he was wearing today? he is such a linus.
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to knit / crochet - as in the linus club or project linus ( charity that donates knitted blankets to sick kids)
shes such a granny, all she does is linus
want me to teach u to linus
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when a guy is about to reach their climax, they spit on whoever's back they are fucking, grab a towel or blanket, bust in it and mush the person whom they are fucking in the face with it...
leon forgot to replace the 5hour energy in the cabinet, so while being assfucked, his shemale pulled a linus
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A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
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A little comminist cunt who plays Roblox and Fortnite 24/7. Usually got a little pinky dick.
โOmg stop being such a Linus!โ
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father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.
-oh, look! there goes linus!
-yeah, but he was so mean to that poor fido..
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