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A series of videos where women read an extract from a book , while being jerked off by a vibrator underneath the table. After the women has an orgasm, She looks into the camera and tells you her name and the book she was reading/just read.
That girl started moaning as she read the book. I then realised she was having an orgasm. That's Hysterical Literature for you.
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a jazz mag, one handed reading material.
As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.
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is when you have such a great opening statement to your speech that the audience gets aroused in the Shakespearean type of a way. Literaturelly.
When the ice breaker is so good you can feel it in your heart you have successfully performed a literature rape on your audience.
A subject studied at school that teaches the students nothing that is of any significance to their lives. Literature history is characterized by certain artistic movements that are always a dramatic response to the previous movements, in which (literary) artists act like a crybabies and attention whores in order to express their idiotic feelings.
John: Hey Jack, what are you studying?
Jack: Literature history
John: Rest in peace bro
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Literature that can be used to excite ones fantasies. Also called literotica or erotica for short. Usually pertains to things considered taboo in today's world.
I seen a story about father daughter sex in Jacobs room. He must be into maturbatory literature.
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Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.
Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
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newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature
A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...
or
C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
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