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To unbutton your shirt or wear a very low cut T-shirt to expose your chest hair no matter how innapropriete of a situation it may be.
Dude I know you wanna pick someone up but this is a wedding and you're the best man so you can not wear your shirt a la macho!
v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants
I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass
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If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...
Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.
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A chunky Mexican badass who once faked his death by "riding a shark, strapping 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and into the mouth of an active volcano".
Person 1: *is doing something unnecessary and at risk of dying*
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d
"I need a macho nacho tonight! Give me the beef and the beans!"
The Macho Paradigm© is the overall system of conditioning of masculine or male dominated culture, esp. here in the U.S. This is the system by which parents and society raise children, primarily boys by emphasizing macho stereotypes, expectations, behaviors, standards of emotional repression through the shaming of boys in particular that if they don't live up to these standards they are considered weak and inadequate. This is often done by a comparison to and , the condescension of femininity/female stereotypical behavior such as emotional, gentle, sensitive as the epitome of weakness. Anyone can be negatively affected by The Macho Paradigm© but most of all males are harmed by it's constant pressure it puts on them to live up to a stereotype of what a man is even if it causes pain on him or those around him. Things like chauvinism and misogyny as well as peer pressure could theoretically be traced back to The Macho Paradigm© as a root source of that programming that causes people to not only repress themselves to appear tough and cool but then to shame others into the same macho conformity. ©2014/DM
Examples of Peer Pressure Quips in the Macho Paradigm©:
'Man-Up' . 'Don't be a pussy' . 'He hits/throws like a girl'
Noun-The Macho Paradigm is the system we live in at the root of everything.
'The Macho Paradigm is one of the main causes in culture that drives men to put each other down when they are not tough or macho enough and sometimes even bully them'.
'Many boys feel like they can never measure up living in a culture influenced by The Macho Paradigm©'.
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A drinking game where you fill a large glass with several beers and pass it around to several people in a circle while singing the macho mug song. The song goes like this and is sung to the tune of Macho Macho Man:
Macho Macho Mug, <Name> is drinking the macho mug.
This is continually sung until the entire glass is passed around and consumed.
Man I was hammered last night after playing macho mug.
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