Rural Dictionary

Marco

To leave a turd in the ceiling tiles so that the whole room reeks and no one can find where the source of the smell is.

Before I quit my job I'm gonna leave a Marco in the ceiling.

by DonkeyPunch69 April 1, 2015

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This name represented great power and leadership as known in every religion as the "Absolute God". Also known for being a very respectful and caring individual with such knowledge that can change the world forever. Posses an outstanding level of athletic skill in every sport. As well as incredibly hard hard worker and even harder party playa. Ladies love him, men wish they were him, animals flock to his greatness only to become frightened by his Ora.

Little kid: I want to be a hero and role model and strong and smart and everything good when i grow up!!
Father: Base your life off of marco's then son and you can never go wrong.

by The city of Buffalo January 22, 2011

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Marcos

(v.)

steal something / to steal something

I marcos this picture on Pinterest.
She marcosed my heart.
Stop marcossing my things!

by infp-t March 12, 2022

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Marco

One of the chosen ones from the 12 heavens of God with a capital G. He was a mixture of the heavenly aura of the Arch-angel gabriel and has a faint sent of THE one and only WWE champion Jesus christ. His presence will make you crumble into dust as it is an honor to even gaze at him. His body will always have 6 packs even in the womb. But as in Adam and Eve, he longs for a partner to spread his genitals into. However if he does that, he will become the second Lucifer. He tends to play with a spinning toy called a "Huberued-youshigoya-portausnl-tangleshubert-jerrylovingmotherfucker" also known as the "yoyo". Even when he has competition that are better than him. The people, the animals, the elements, the gods, fate, heaven and Hell will always favor him. He will always doubt himself at a young age in school, thinking he will never get good grades however he does indeed blackmail the teachers into giving him them A's and 8's through looking at the pedophile history each of them have. As a relationship material, a Marco will always be enchanting and turn you down while you try to give affection. This has been exampled through a young girl who was deemed worthy as his girlfriend named Natalie. However, he will eventually break up but you will always find yourself more attracted to him, his heavenly body. Even males will be enchanted by him. He also tends to attack genitals whenever he feels threatened.

"hey marco!"
*shins heavenly aura*
"FUCKING DIES GRATEFULLY"

by RING RONG DING DONG GONE January 17, 2019

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