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A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.
Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS
attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends
-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors
(This situation isn't for all middle kids.)
Person 1: OMG I HATE THAT GIRL! I CAN'T STAND HER!
Person 2: Sweetie, don't blame her! She has Middle Child Disease.
Person 1: Poor girl.
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A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.
If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.
In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.
Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.
Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.
That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"
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On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them
hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!
A. K. A dishwasher
Who's the middle child in the family?
Oh, you mean the dishwasher?
The annoying loudmouth who thinks they are a big shot and acts like the have never been fed before.
The middle child is always the one that is most likely to be adopted, they just aren’t normal.
A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you