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The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.
A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.
The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.
Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...
Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...
David: ...gurgle...
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Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"
~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.
~End~
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v. gerund. molesting; result of thinking of the "molestation" and switching mid-thought to "molesting."
"Child molestating is a big deal."
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A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.
They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.
Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.
Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.
Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.
Matthew: Huh?
Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".
Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!
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Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14.
For example, not all incidents of child molestation are perpetrated by pedophiles; sometimes the perpetrator has other motives for his or her actions and does not manifest an ongoing pattern of sexual attraction to children. Thus, not all child molestation is perpetrated by pedophiles, and not all pedophiles actually commit child molestation.
There is no single profile that accurately describes or accounts for all child molesters. There are many variables among individuals in terms of their personal characteristics, life experiences, criminal histories, and reasons for committing such offenses. One common misconception is that molested children grow up to become child molesters themselves. But, in fact, most childhood sexual abuse victims do not go on to become perpetrators.
An adult who touches a child inappropriately for sexual gratification is an example of child molestation.
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Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.
I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...
A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .
Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.
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