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The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.
Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'
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when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy
That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.
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The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.
She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.
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When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
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The cyber-morning after is the morning after a party or night of people getting very drunk. The morning consists of updating your status to find out exactly what happened.
Cyber-morning after
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Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
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The pain reliever you take the morning after an all-night alcohol binge (aka tylenol, advil, excedrin, etc.) to relieve the pain of previously stated binge
Dude, I drank so many shots of tequila last night I can't even remember how many...gimme 2 of those Morning After Pill's so I can recover
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