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A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her
Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell
Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough
A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.
Also called Mortar Tower.
"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"
When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)
Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
Used to denote store built in the Second Life grid, as opposed to selling goods through a site like SLexchange or OnRez.
I make a sale on SLX now and then, but I get most of my sales from my prims-and-mortar store.
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A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.
At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.
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When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..
When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.
When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave
I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.